He is an equal opportunity slut.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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