I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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