how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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