We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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