I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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