Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he fucked my hip out of place.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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