I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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