you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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