alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize