I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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