oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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