I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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