Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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