So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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