oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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