all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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