so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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