No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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