I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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