By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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