Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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