Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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