Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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