R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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