The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
