i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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