I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
North Korea, Best Korea!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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