She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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