I am in a vortex of obligation.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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