Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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