You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
