She is in my trunk
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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