Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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