Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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