the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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