This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
there is glitter all over my balls
Randomize
