hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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