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fuck your aforementioned shoe
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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