I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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