I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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