I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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