i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
we should paint friendship bongs
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