Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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