those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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