who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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