So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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