going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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