i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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