I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You made out with two different species that night
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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