HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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