we have officially lost it.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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