i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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