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i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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