You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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