Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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