I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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