If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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