Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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