no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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