in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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