We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Naked. naked and bneed help.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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